Seeking sparkly things, shiny thoughts and glowing people!
Mon
Mar
23
Oh heavens! I’ve found the most perfect housewarming present for…. Hint hint - me!!! I’ve recently cohabitated with my
beau, DJ Lil Napz… and what could be more perfect than a
ceramic crucifix UT spoon rest
for all the ovo-pesco-vegan
delights I’ll be whipping up?!?!
Available at only the girliest strip shopping mall stores in Dallas,
TX!!! Natch.
Thu
Feb
5
The life basket. Feeling orbs and crystals today. Everlasting orbs and crystals.
Mon
Jan
26
French bulldogs and Italian wine. Cannoli mean one thing. It’s time to celebrate jonnys bday. Didn’t you gnocchi?
“ Church is just TEDTalks for dumb people.
Petal swift
Thu
Dec
25
This just in: plastic fruit garlands are all the rage! Fresh and festive year round and can be used in a pinch for accessorizing needs in Scarlett O’Hara situations!
Sometimes, my readers ask me,”Petal, how DO you manage to wear all those fashion aprons? Don’t you ever take time from the red carpet to actually cook?”
Well today dear glittergram readers, I invite you to peer inside my oven…and behold a pair of the most perfect glitterberry pies you’ve never seen.
Mon
Dec
22
Object D’ Desire: 24 inches of ceramic equine perfection!
Trend forecast Early Q1 ‘09: Post-holiday skirt for a tree becomes a skirt for me in a twinkle!
“ Cat earrings trump eating any day.
Fri
Dec
19
“ My tits are always there for the grabbin’. I wish people would grab ‘em more, actually.
Kim Sugartits Swift
